I don’t think the next administration is going to be as obnoxiously ‘helpful’ to the American people as that of The Current Occupant. It has come to my attention that a significant number of appointees, in Cabinet and Advisory positions, are retired MARINES! Battlefield Marines – because that’s what Marines ARE. Their duty to our country is often seen as rough around the edges, but who among us in Flyover America sees that as a problem?
General John Kelly has been selected to LEAD the Department of Homeland Security. I firmly believe he’ll spend less effort on confiscating over-legal-limit-size bottles of maple syrup and French-Canadian pastries and more effort on stopping scum like the Boston bombers.
I approve this selection. Read more here.